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MMMMM.... MEAT!  by Norm 9/15/2008 at 11:12
Have you ever tried to talk some sense into someone who doesn't eat meat? You'll have the same amount of success as trying explain evolution to a bible-thumper. It's hard to reason with the unreasonable. You'll leave both of these discussions with the thought: "Wow, what an idiot". Science has finally confirmed what we already knew. People who don't eat meat ACTUALLY ARE IDIOTS. It's no longer opinion. It's just plain old-fashioned science.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with cutting back on meat products, for health reasons. Maybe a little less red meat spackled in your colon is a good thing. Maybe you are all concerned about global warming, so you cut back on the cow particles. But to completely remove meat from your diet is insane. And removing meat from your child's diet is CHILD ABUSE. It's called malnourishment. Believe it or not, there are actually things in meat that are very critical to health, and most importantly brain development.

Another thing these fucktards seem to have forgotten is that meat has given the human race everything. Our ancestors were primarily gatherers who learned to farm. Do you have any idea how much energy it takes for a person to grow one fucking carrot? The output of energy barely equals the input of energy. Essentially, you can only hope to work all day and get enough energy to survive with farming alone.

Then along comes meat... Now we can get a shitload of energy out of something that only took a group of guys a day or two to kill. That's a much better return on investment, no? What to do with all that extra time? I don't know. How about invent language? Culture? Art? Perform some experiments on the world around you? Look, you can easily do your thesis on all the good that has come from people eating meat, but you get the point, right? Well, maybe not. Maybe you haven't wrapped your paws around a cheesesteak in so damn that long your brain has shrunk...
   

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