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OBAMA, PUT THE FLUTE (AND THE PIPE) DOWN!  by Norm 11/3/2008 at 14:16
Obama, you may have successfully lured 1/2 the nation to the very waters you claim to be able to make "recede", but you haven't swayed me with your "holier than Washington" posturing! I see right through your sly smiles and sneaky glances! I'm that one guy left behind, who isn't feeling your tune, and I'm letting everyone I know to plug their ears to your destructive melodies!

I'm not going to make shit up about you to try and keep you down. I don't need to do that. I'm just not going to stand for someone looking me right in the eye and telling me "we need change" then immediately diving into the same politicking we have seen since the dawn of time. In fact, the "we need change" message is the oldest campaign theme in history, you unoriginal bastard.

I don't care how well you speak, how nice your ass looks in a pair of slacks, or how "Presidential" you act. At the end of the day, you are still the same politician I have seen every election cycle. Twisting and warping the truth to fit into your stump speeches. A long run-on sentence of snappy one-liners. Somehow you can speak for hours on end, but not ever actually say anything. I've seen your type before, and I'm not impressed that you can walk and chew gum at the same time, even if you aren't white.

Instead I choose to look at substance, not style. I read the transcripts of the debates. I took score everytime McCain referenced the real world, and facts, and everytime you did. Frankly, after about the first 1/2 of the first debate, I stopped keeping score. I was embarrassed for you, since you somehow managed to keep a straight face--like you actually knew what you were talking about.

You are the worst kind of politician. The guy who never answers the questions with a straight answer, and the guy who seems to think that if you take a serious enough tone you can say anything and people will agree with it. Sop it right up. You promise the world, and you refuse to acknowledge that you can't fund it all.

I've also worked with you before Mr. Obama. You are that contractor every company hires, who comes in, says all the right buzzwords, puts on a smile, and claims to know how to solve every problem. You secure your contract, and begin your "work". A few weeks later, people start asking "what exactly is this guy doing"? You fill the meetings up with more of your fancy jargon, and make jokes everytime you are made uncomfortable by a real tough question. Eventually it is realized that you were all talk, not worth a damn, and you are canned. Unfortunately for America, it will be too late by then. We'll still have to put up with your smug expressions for a few more years.

Here's your last chance America. WAKE UP before Obama pushes your lazy stupid asses into the water and you wake up cold, wet, and disappointed!
   

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