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WHO THE FUCK IS ADAM LAMBERT, AND WHY IS HE ON TV IN THE FIRST PLACE?  by Norm 11/24/2009 at 10:04
I keep seeing this article in the news about this gay looking emo dude named Adam Lambert performing at the AMA's. Who the hell is this tool? One of the Twilight fucktards? I guess people are upset at how graphic his performance was, so being the upstanding citizen that I am, I clicked the link to watch the video. What followed can only be described as sheer terror.

No, I'm not talking about the stage show. We've already seen people dressed like whores thrusting their junk and pushing random people into their crotch (see Britney Spears). I'm talking about the horrific song that was being played while he wandered around face-fucking his dance crew.

This "performance" consisted of womanly shrieks over a cookie-cutter dance beat, with some random dude saying "entertainment" in the background, like 5,000 times. This Adam guy didn't hit any of his notes, and was off-key the whole performance. Mixed in with some serious timing issues, how'd the crowd not boo this shit off the stage?

You have to give this douche some credit though. I think he just officially killed emo with his "gay vampire in the matrix world" look.
   

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