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Does this picture put you in the mood to rent and watch a movie?
Are you f'in kidding me? 
All I am saying is: I KNEW IT. 
You know what I'm getting sick of lately? All of the Hollywood celebrities who are pretending to be environmentalists, that's who. I'm sick of it because of (you guessed it) -- the hypocrisy. 
After the recently 
Unless you haven't turned on a television in the past few days, you've inevitably heard about Don Imus's on-air comments toward the Rutgers girls basketball team. He referred to them as "Nappy-Headed hos" (
Since pretty much all new movies suck, I've had to start going into the archives for my cinematic entertainment. The latest movie I watched, because I found many recommendations for it, was "The Deer Hunter". This sounds like a great movie, you have Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, John Savage, Meryl Streep, and "Fredo" from the Godfather (whatever that douches name is). The movie won best picture, and ended up with a total of 5 Academy Awards. The reviews on IMDB were basically the whole world sucking this movie off, so I figured I was in for some good ...
I was being pestered in front of the grocery store the other day when it hit me. It hit me like a Jean Claude Van Damme roundhouse to the chops. Why do the "Girl Scouts" have a monopoly on pushing cookies? That's when I decided that I would start my own business, "The Qirl Zcouts".
This picture was just pulled from ABCNEWS.COM. They have entire sections, on the homepage, dedicated to Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith. Are these really the most pressing and important news items of the day?
I thought the Prince halftime show at the Super Bowl was completely lame. At least, until, Prince whipped out his monster member and played lead guitar with it!
You know who I hate? These people who always have some smart ass comment about how things were better 30 years ago, or how the previous version of something was better. You know the guy, everytime you get a new CD and let him listen to it he goes into a rant about how crappy it is, and how their first CD was their only good CD. Everytime you talk to this walking box of Summers Eve you feel like punching him right in the nose and/or throat. The only person possibly more annoying than Mr. Everythingnewsucks, is ...
How come every girl I see lately is wearing a goddamn parka? Is there a top secret mission to the arctic being planned by the local sororities? Perhaps a weekend romp in the Aleutians? These girls know they look like Eskimo's, right? What first impression are they going for? Making me think about blizzards, igloos, and whale hunting?
It's time once again for another installment of my headline translations! Here are some NBF translations to real headlines pulled from the top news agencies!
Well, it's December, and that can only mean (1) thing. It's time for everyone to once again pretend they are Christian, and that they actually give a shit about their extended family. 'Tis the season for hypocrisy, on the most blatant of levels. 'Tis also the season for lying, in-fighting, and drunken stupors.
Motorola has a new concept phone (pictured). It has many great features: DirecTV, microwave, air conditioning, XM radio, & a removable wireless gamepad. When asked about the new device, a Motorola spokesman gave the following response:
Just because it is called "YouTube" does not mean that YOU need to get involved! Please do not waste valuable server diskspace and precious network bandwidth uploading poorly-made videos of:
FINALLY! Britney Spears has 
After living through the past 6 years, and 3 elections, I was starting to believe that a victory for the Democrats was impossible. I wallowed in misery with the rest of the sane public as Evangelical's across the Country continued to hand power to the Republicans. I stared at the TV screen in disbelief as millions of Independent/Libertarian voters wasted their votes on candidates with no chance of winning, instead of contributing to the cause of removing the Republicans from power. After last night there is new hope for '08, and new hope for getting this Country back ...