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Am I the only one that wants to swerve onto the sidewalk and run this annoying prick over? This guy swings some stupid fucking sign around, in various circus-like manuevers, often yelling out things in the process. Problem is, I, like most drivers, have my windows up so I can't hear a god damn word this fucktard is saying.
The rivalry between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson took an odd turn today when Phil apparently dressed in drag, donned a Florida Highway Patrol uniform and held a press conference to announce he would be 
I keep seeing this article in the news about this gay looking emo dude named Adam Lambert performing at the AMA's. Who the hell is this tool? One of the 
Let me introduce you to the newest douchebag you are probably starting to see around town. This tool lives nowhere near a major body of water, yet he rides around town on a "beach cruiser" bicycle. Further aggrivating his aura of gay-ness, this bike is probably some fruity color, like purple or pink. Sometimes you will even seen a cute little wicker basket hanging off the front of it. Awwww, how cute! Fucking douche.
A talking animated goat, flying illegal immigrants, an eyeball in a piece of cake, a kitty murder, corpse slime, projectile blood vomit: 
To the Poster: I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but don't put your shit up for sale on the internet and then don't return my goddamn calls inquiring about said shit. Furthermore, don't arrange a meeting where I can inspect your property for imminent purchase only for you to not show up at all or be ridiculously late. I'm the one doing you the favor, you know, buying the shit you stole from your parents so you can get more tweak for you and your crackwhore girlfriend.
Apple has become so stale and predictable it is actually laughable. I was reading the specs for the new iPod the other day and guess what: it has a built-in camera! YAY! Does anyone know what the difference is between an iPod and an iPhone anymore?
Question: What is Justin Timberlake doing right now? Answer: Who fucking cares. Nobody cares what Justin Timberlake is doing right now, not even Justin Timberlake.
I don't know who Obama is trying to fool, but we all know he isn't getting some 
If you have ever been sitting on your couch and a commercial for a new plasma T.V. came on and you said "wow, that picture looks amazing", YOU ARE A MORON. YOU ARE WATCHING YOUR OWN T.V.!
Obama, you may have successfully lured 1/2 the nation to the very waters you claim to be able to make "recede", but you haven't swayed me with your "holier than Washington" posturing! I see right through your sly smiles and sneaky glances! I'm that one guy left behind, who isn't feeling your tune, and I'm letting everyone I know to plug their ears to your destructive melodies!
Mmmm... nothing like the smell of fluffy being basted with a nice lemon sauce. Check 
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Can someone please tell the Congress and the POTUS to STFU about the economy already? All they are doing by cock-teasing Wall Street with all this "bailout" talk is fucking the market over worse than it already was. I give you 
Have you ever tried to talk some sense into someone who doesn't eat meat? You'll have the same amount of success as trying explain evolution to a bible-thumper. It's hard to reason with the unreasonable. You'll leave both of these discussions with the thought: "Wow, what an idiot". 
I guess the Olympics are over. At least, that's what a few of the headlines I read have led me to believe. I gave up on trying to watch this garbage a long time ago, and it's about time the I.O.C. listen up and at least try to make this shit watchable to the average person.
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